Language Lesson

Hokkien is easy. Just remember:
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> Children is gina kia
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> Bird is chiao kia
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> Korean Car is Kia
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> Give birth is seh kia
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> Furniture is Ikea
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> Police is mata kia
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> Small house is chu kia
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> Country name is Czechoslovakia
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> Puppy is kao kia
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> Kitten is ngiao kia
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> Chicken is kuey kia
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> Pig is tu kia
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> H/phone is nokia
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> I'm Hokkien kia,
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> Malay is huan kia
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> Hindu is kit leng kia
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> Kuai lou is ang mo kia
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> Chinese is t'ng lang kia
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> Japanese is jit pun kia
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> Bad Guy is phai kia
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> Good Guy is ho kia
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> Person who reads this post is gong Kia
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> If you laugh, you are Siow Kia